首先,拿挫慢慢得磨鸡蛋两端的一处(请无视本屌胖胖的小手和被氢氧化钠灼烧后的伤疤~)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-0299B132AC397F7A715FC6C436196E23-th.jpg)
磨完就是这个样子了~
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-6BD133D146B9FE0EC6A0016E0669CA0A-th.jpg)
然后用挫的一角向里磨,不用太大的力气能磨进去哦~(由于本屌是自己照的,请无视这些怪异的姿势……)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-C98793F90FBC0B604FAD7F8A95ED0006-th.jpg)
哇唔~蛋蛋里薄薄的膜有木有看到?!(在此请无视本屌粉红的指甲,本屌纯爷们~那是不小心喷上去的油漆……)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-F3279F0C9C71BB63BAFD05AB5941E708-th.jpg)
拿出万恶的注射器~哇咔咔~(注射器一定要用大号的,因为针比较粗,所以抽蛋清什么的也快~)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-B817E207309B4C2D1E138B565ADFC532-th.jpg)
然后插进蛋蛋的……菊花~(屌丝就是屌丝~)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-1E1445779FB3A992EE71C0826D7C18A0-th.jpg)
抽出蛋清和蛋黄~
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-A283F20C92BE934DDFD49056673EEB42-th.jpg)
然后向蛋里注射水来清洗~(请不要怀疑那是水,只不过混杂了蛋清和蛋黄……)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-88BE0F65F3C6DD6C8FF9BC5F21AEE557-th.jpg)
做等晾干……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-13DE2DDE6081E62A1C2565593D1D59DC-th.jpg)
好了,准备开始
画画~本屌这次决定用蓝,紫白画星空(那个深蓝是用来调色的……)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-86C66A6B2812EA1E4CD9CEB998FA1006-th.jpg)
深蓝色打底~(根据个人口味来定)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-108DA91D6876FA98CE0AC1235F18356E-th.jpg)
然后画上点蓝色……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-140589F971C818927ABA51321873B6C2-th.jpg)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-460AF4F93A1EBE3111BF28AC8F123FE2-th.jpg)
然后画上紫色……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-72029D71256231D5016F1C9D152A6D95-th.jpg)
跳色的处理想当麻烦……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-3EED648BC018A57E4599A363EE896A19-th.jpg)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-DD818E9E5A5A23388D55FBC33732CA65-th.jpg)
可算画完了……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-8E96D2E428889F6925ED688BB23D68E0-th.jpg)
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-95705CC6B926192AE2499E491D0069D0-th.jpg)
接下来就是要点缀星星了
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-460C92EA0019BFA55D54AFF2C9B6C5CE-th.jpg)
点缀完毕~一般情况下到这里就可以结束了,可惜本屌用的是水粉,还得喷一层定画液……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-7C64AB1A740204F649912F34D43E5DF5-th.jpg)
可怜的蛋蛋被爆菊晾干了……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-2CB86DB075A6562E71D20C64A4AC908F-th.jpg)
哇咔咔~
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-8CF278ADCA6305C08ED71FB7EC68D430-th.jpg)
如果想向女神表白的话,就可以如此如此,这般这般……
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-FA557A7A3F4501B88144E9348F87B0BE-th.jpg)
可是楼楼 纸条进去后怎么弄出来啊
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-387C1F83891019DC4FF3486CDE5E37A5-th.jpg)
我就不告诉你。
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-4BCCB1F0F3CDA62CC19A5C42FAF428B8-th.jpg)
就不!
![](https://www.rouding.com/imagesrc-s/jpg/201512-16-5C4D7924997AEDFD05CB04D40C702621-th.jpg)
可以在纸条上系个你喜欢的细线把线托出在外面这样女神就知道里面有东西啦~。